Dear Karl Rove 2

Seriously.
Eat them.  
My shorts.
And have a knuckle samwich and nice surface-to-ass missile while you’re at it.

Dear Karl Rove

Eat my shorts.

WTF, Ralph???

Ralph?  Raaaalllppphhh?  Just what exactly is it that you think you are doing?  All right.  I’m a go read some shit, about what you said and shit, and when I get that shit straight, I’m a come back here and have some words with you.  Siddown and try not to get another Republican elected President [...]

A Twinge (Or A Fork) In My Conscience

A fork in the conscience is better than one in the eye.  Of course that made no sense, of course it didn’t. This is my point, which I actually haven’t made yet, but will now:
I have been lurking on my own blog.  What happened was our hard drive went all apeshit and demanded overtime pay [...]

My Foot Up Your Ass Is Not Appeasement

Listen up, all you big-mouthed fuckhumps:  please stop peppering your sputtering speech with the word “appeasement” when you have no fuckworthy idea what that word actually means.  Otherwise, I will send Chris Matthews to verbally yank your gooberpooping lips off your face by exposing your utter lack of understanding.
Thank you.

Would You Like To Try That Again, Mike?

Just heard this on MSNBC (addicted! can’t! stop! watching! yaaaaaggghh!):  Mike Huckabee speaking to the NRA in Louisville, making a joke about an offstage noise being Barack Obama dodging a gunman.
Here is the quote as reported by CNN:
“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak,” said the former [...]

Dear Wimmins

I know you’re pissed off about the “sweetie” situation.  I understand.  I am myself a person who has to constantly ask people to call me by my name: complete strangers, most of whom are probably ten years younger than me to boot, seem to feel free to call me “sweetie” or “honey.”  I know it [...]

You Should Be Daaayaancin’

YEAH!!!  
Hm.  Somehow, the printed word does not do justice to that high harmony disco ‘yeah,’ but whatevs - how about a little thing like TWO PERCENTAGE POINTS, BABY!  Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh!  Unh!  Uhn, uhn, unh-UNH!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank god for you, Indiana!  I am proud.  I know it was difficult, what with her waving Evan [...]

Don’t Be Scared, Stand Up Straight, And Do The Right Thing

From what is gleaned in the exit polls, it would seem that the vast majority of voters that go for Hillary cite her experience as the deciding factor.  On the superficial face of it, that’s a fair call - she’s been around, in, and among the DC elite for a long time, and if you [...]

Smell Test

You are taking a smell test on Tuesday, Indiana and North Carolina.  Heed the breeze.  
And just please note the following bitesize pieces:
1.  Why do you think the Repubs are suddenly so mightily interested in Hillary becoming the nominee?  Hm?  Why would this be?  Could it be because they know they have a better chance [...]