Happy Inauguration Day! Oh, hooray! Also, first day of spring semester. A rather auspicious day for beginning anything, I would think. HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! Go get some Barack and Michelle!
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1. Rod Blagoyevich. Dude. What are you DOING? You really need to get grip, man, and the whole selling the Senate seat is one thing, but what I’m talking about is your HAIR. What’s up, Flock of Seagulls? 2. South Korea. Settle down, people. Really. Have some soju and call it day. 3. It was [...]
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Yeah, but it does. Anyone else? Anyone else out there just slightly concerned that some dude got off not one, but TWO shots at the President of the United States? Yeah, with shoes, yeah, wasn’t it fun to see him duck – there’s a lot of folks yucking it up about this, and hey, you [...]
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I am stunned. I am full of joy. I am so proud of our candidate, our President-elect. I am so proud of everyone who got out the vote. God bless America.
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Seriously. Eat them. My shorts. And have a knuckle samwich and nice surface-to-ass missile while you’re at it.
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Eat my shorts.
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Ralph? Raaaalllppphhh? Just what exactly is it that you think you are doing? All right. I’m a go read some shit, about what you said and shit, and when I get that shit straight, I’m a come back here and have some words with you. Siddown and try not to get another Republican elected President [...]
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A fork in the conscience is better than one in the eye. Of course that made no sense, of course it didn’t. This is my point, which I actually haven’t made yet, but will now: I have been lurking on my own blog. What happened was our hard drive went all apeshit and demanded overtime [...]
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Listen up, all you big-mouthed fuckhumps: please stop peppering your sputtering speech with the word “appeasement” when you have no fuckworthy idea what that word actually means. Otherwise, I will send Chris Matthews to verbally yank your gooberpooping lips off your face by exposing your utter lack of understanding. Thank you.
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Just heard this on MSNBC (addicted! can’t! stop! watching! yaaaaaggghh!): Mike Huckabee speaking to the NRA in Louisville, making a joke about an offstage noise being Barack Obama dodging a gunman. Here is the quote as reported by CNN: “That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak,” said [...]
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