Beware the Ides of April

Thoughts I’m having: 1.  Is it too late in life to go on the lam?  Perhaps change my name to Loretta and get a job waiting tables in a seaside cantina? 2.  I think I ate a bug while running around the park just now.  

Whooooaaa, Here She Comes! She’s An ASS-EATAH!

And by she I mean spring semester.  I don’t know why she’s a she, she just is.  I don’t ask why, I just try not to tense up as she sinks her long pointy teeth in my left cheek and twirls me around, my legs flying in circles like a speeding ferris wheel. But it’s [...]

The Opposite Of Crap

I must first tip my hat to the marvelous jen, from whom I have stolen this post’s title.  Yes.  I am a stealing stealer who steals.   Onward. See the thing is, some of us were raised, nay – marinated with a certain type of how shall I say, bandwagonism, 0r joining in the choir-ness, [...]

A List Of Shit I Am Doing Instead Of Writing

1.  Washed the dishes: 2 plates, 1 coffee mug, 1 fork, 1 knife, a spatula, 1 glass, a small frying pan, 2 bowls. 2.  Took a shower. 3.  Attempted to de-stink my boxing gloves. 4.  Moisturized. 5.  Ate some leftover lasagna. 6.  Wiped kitchen counters. 7.  Moisturized. 8.  Surfed the blogroll, posted comments, watched a [...]