Old Dog Tries New Trick, Sprains Ass

Well, I’m trying anyway.    
First of all, I now wake up with the birds.  And then I actually get up, and start to get about my day.  A monumental shift in my habits, which for the better part of my life have involved witnessing the station sign-off for all of the major networks.  But [...]

The Way We Serve Justice Out West

Overheard last night at a little mom-n-pop sushi joint just up the street, three young women, two of whom seemed to be doing all the talking (yes, they were all blonde and afflicted with upward-inflection speech disorder):
YW #1:  So then, yeah, like I started re-dating all those guys -
YW #2:  All like, within about a [...]

Episode 16: In Which Events Unfold - Irrevocably, Tragically, and With Great Hair

Grammy’s coughing like a bull seal during mating season, y’all.  So here’s a bit of entertainment for you until I’ve stopped horking and hacking long enough to compose a real post.
Overheard in a bar, late at night:
HE:  So…what are you saying?
Long silence.  Running of hands through hair. 
SHE:  I don’t know, I…I just feel like I’ve [...]