Tell Me Why

Why is ER still on t.v.?  Why?  How many more times can the ER get held up by a mad gunman with a medical emergency?  How many more times can they do the fuck-shuffle with their cast of characters?  Why does it continue?  Are YOU watching it?

Stick That In Your Sinkhole

How about that ravenous sinkhole in Texas?  Eating all that oil-drilling equipment, my, my.
Any words, Rev. Hagee?  God’s judgement on Texas for what hidden sin?  

All Over The Map

For those of you who have stopped by hoping for substantive content, who have, indeed, continued to stop by, day after day, waiting for me to post something that means something, anything (to anybody, anywhere), wishing with all your might that, yes, maybe today, this day, this Monday of the new week, of a new [...]

Supers

Why are there so many current and upcoming movies about super-hero types?  Ironman, Wanted, The Dark Knight, Hancock, Speed Racer, and another re-make of The Incredible Hulk to name a few.   I’m not complaining, I’m just wondering about the zeitgeist, you know, getting a little one-track-minded, or maybe someone hijacking the zeitgeist with these [...]

Hey! You Guys!

Does anyone else out there ever get a generalized feeling of impending doom?  Like there’s something you can’t put your finger on, looming over you, like Hitchcock’s birds, waiting for the opportune moment to pounce and peck your eyes out?
Or is it just me?

Where Are They?

Where, oh where are MYH and the In-Laws?  Where, oh where could they be?  
I have fulfilled my end of The Plan.  I have called the cell phone of my beloved.  Alas, he does not answer, which makes me wonder…..where the hell are they?  

Go Visit Your Auntie and A Question For You

Despite my current bloggy-malaise (i.e., having shit for brains and hence nothing to post), I can still read, yo.  And I was over at Aunt B.’s place, and they’re having a great discussion about the Obama/Hillary tussle - there’s been so much about the way the shit has fallen that has really bugged me, but other [...]

Wait…what?

Was I really just at dinner with my in-laws from Wisconsin talking about MY BANGS???
I blame it on the bossanova (or margaritas, as they call it here in SD).
Okay.  Let it go.  Move on with my life.  I just have to forget there was a time when I….wanted things for myself, when I believed that [...]

Why? #2

Why does the government suddenly think that my birth date and social security number do not match?  The same numbers I’ve been using for my entire epic-length adult life?  Are they trying to start something with me?  Huh?  Well, come on with it, yo.

Bathroom or Library?

Um…..pardon me if this offends your delicate sensibilities, but why do people keep reading materials in the bathroom?  I mean, I just don’t get how, um, IT could take so long that you need to have in-flight entertainment in the form of magazines and even books.  I mean…how long does it TAKE?  And how much [...]