Do You See The People Right Now? Are They Talking To Us?

I find it rather funny and weird that while I’m doodledicking around on my blog, dusting, rearranging furniture, making goulash – I’ll glance over and bwah-lah!  Four more views on the counter thingy-doo.  Like we’re all in a room together, but in different time periods or something, so we can’t see each other, but if [...]

Dear Two (Possibly Three) People Who Read This Blahg

Just wanted to say that though you are small in number, you are mighty in awesomeness, and I salute you for your general awesomeness and tenacity in reading this silly blog.  Thanks!

A Twinge (Or A Fork) In My Conscience

A fork in the conscience is better than one in the eye.  Of course that made no sense, of course it didn’t. This is my point, which I actually haven’t made yet, but will now: I have been lurking on my own blog.  What happened was our hard drive went all apeshit and demanded overtime [...]

Filler Up

Yeah, it’s filler day.  I got nothin.’  I’m going through one of my periodic cognitive shut-downs.  MYH keeps asking what I’m thinking about, and the sad truth is:  nothin.’   Or to be more accurate, the usual mish-mash. I’m concerned about the situation in Myanmar, and now China.  I wonder for the nine millionth time [...]

Again, With The Funny

Someone used the search term “justice for hedgehogs” and stumbled on my blog.  HAHAHAHAHAH! Ohmygah, ow, ow, ow, the laughing, it hurts, ow. To you, intrepid seeker of justice for hedgehogs:  please disregard my cackly laughter, and continue your righteous campaign.  My cackling is not meant to disparage, I’m just easily amused.

Makes Me LAUGH

Somebody stumbled onto my blog by using the search term “shame the hedgehog.”   Whaaa? And, more importantly, why?  Why shame the hedgehog?  What did the hedgehog do to deserve shaming? Did it perhaps, oh, I don’t know – SELL ITS SOUL TO A BUNCH OF OKLAHOMA CITY BUSINESSMEN? Oh, no, no.  The hedgehog wouldn’t [...]

What I’m Doing Right Now

Writing this post.  But in the more general way, I have been hibernating.  I know.  It’s spring and I’m supposed to pounce or whatever, but you know, sometimes a girl just needs to camp out on the couch with a chef salad, a stack of dvds, and a bottle of tempranillo and call it a [...]

Cold Toes

Whoa, nelly.  Lost a few days there.  And believe me, I’d much rather have been here with you than where I was all weekend, my arm halfway to China up a toilet’s ass.  Yechy blech.  Moving bites big buttery ass, yo. Currently, Grammy has cold toes and a really bad attitude, so she will not [...]

I’m Back!

And you didn’t even know I was gone, did you?  Thought I just got lazy, did you? Thought, “Oh, there goes Grammy with her capricious, sometime-bloggy nature,” didn’t you?  Yes.  I know.  It’s fine.  We’re all friends, here, right?  Be honest.   Notice how artfully I avoid telling you where I’ve been.  MWAH-HA.  Grammy may [...]

Things I Should Know Better Than: #1

#1:  Eating a huge tub of pasta salad less than an hour before boxing class.  Ugh.    It is possible that I have blog-xhaustion.  I’m just staring at the screen, doing my allergy-caused mouth-breathing, waiting for the perfect post to waft into my tiny little mind and shoot out my fingers onto the keyboard which [...]