WOOOOHOOOOOO! Partaaaaaayyyy!!! Unh-unh-unhh!! Yeeeaahhhhh! So there it is. The full extent of my spring break shenanigans: two minutes on the blog all hopped up on a heavily-sugared cup of coffee. Sorry I’m so, just, all disheveled and shit, I just, if I’d known you were coming by, I might have bathed today (she attempts to [...]
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And by she I mean spring semester. I don’t know why she’s a she, she just is. I don’t ask why, I just try not to tense up as she sinks her long pointy teeth in my left cheek and twirls me around, my legs flying in circles like a speeding ferris wheel. But it’s [...]
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…I think I had a…. Nope. Thought I had a thought, but it was just gas. (Sorry if that’s too graphic for you folks in the Midwest.)
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Yeah, it’s filler day. I got nothin.’ I’m going through one of my periodic cognitive shut-downs. MYH keeps asking what I’m thinking about, and the sad truth is: nothin.’ Or to be more accurate, the usual mish-mash. I’m concerned about the situation in Myanmar, and now China. I wonder for the nine millionth time [...]
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Apparently, Facebook’s 23-year-old CEO Mark Zuckerberg has apologized for being an “arrogant, overweening, loud-mouthed little shit” (quotes are mine, just wanted to lend a sense of authenticity to my bullcrap posting), and has acknowledged that he doesn’t know everything in the whole wide world. Good boy. Drop and give me fifty and then we’ll just [...]
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