Limbo

Waiting. Not good at it.  Are you?  Is anyone? Sigh. I want to have patience.  But I also want to have answers.  Maybe I want to have answers more than I want to have patience.  Having patience involves learning and growing and all that Eckhart Tolle power of now going back to the source type stuff. [...]

It’s Not Chicken

Um….if I tell you something, will you promise not to judge me?  Or at least, only judge me silently, in your mind, while smiling and giving me ice cream?  Cuz, uhhh…you know that place down the street?  Yeah, That Place.  That Place that has That Thing.  Well, last night?  Last night I went there and [...]

Writing Update

Haven’t written, can’t write worth a flying purple-spotted fuckall, the world and all who inhabit it are doomed to the eternal midnight of the insomniac living on some strip-mall blighted boulevard in a cheap one room motel with kitchenette and weekly rates and a super named Raoul who should really spare the world at least [...]

Whatcha Gon’ Do Wit All Dat Junk, All Dat Junk Inside Yo Trunk?

Take it to Goodwill, muthafuckah! I am comin’ to you live from the backside of Day Two.  Making progress, sold a few things on craigslist today, took a car load to Goodwill, and tossed a bunch of crap in the garbage, such as: 1.  Cotton halter-type bras in such an advanced state of disintegration that [...]

Episode 38: In Which The Words “Ass” and “Packing” Appear In What Some May Deem Too Close A Proximity

I can’t go into what’s taken me so long to get back to the hedgehog, my dears.  Nay.  Suffice it to say, I have phantom-kicked Ralph Nader, Howard Schultz, and David Stern in their respective baby-makers with the amount of force in keeping with douchebaggery of the acts they have committed. Now. We’re moving.  Again. [...]