About

“Scientifically speaking, what one wonders is:  nature or nurture?  Who is responsible for what she has become?” - Mrs. Walden-Gast

“One time I saw her eat a whole tub of Neapolitan ice cream.” - My Young Husband

“Boy, she is really crazed and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use my name because she knows where I live and more importantly, where I go to pick up chicks and what I say is, don’t, you know, poison the well or whatever because we all gotta shit here, right?  I don’t need her telling potential hottie Bub-rubbers about my checkered ass - or is that ‘past’?  I get all those litery illusions mixed up.  Anyhoo - I’d steer clear if I was you and you know what I mean.  She looks scrawny and pasty but boy howdy can she throw a jar of meat tenderizer at a dead run.” - Bub/Anonymous

 ”She sure can burp loud for such a little ‘un.” - Pastor Bob

“I like her.  She gave me candy.” - Anonymous

“Well, what I can tell you for sure is that she was never indicted.  Implicated, yes - but never convicted.” - Lawyer Stan