Dear Doofus,
If you continue to drop your right hand like that when you throw your jab, you will continue to eat left hooks. You look like you enjoy eating a lot, but we’re just sayin’. Maybe you could keep that right up there and remember to slip and roll and put some punches together so we don’t end up looking like Mickey Rourke in a dress.
Love and kisses,
Your Face
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