Spring Break 2009

WOOOOHOOOOOO!  Partaaaaaayyyy!!!  Unh-unh-unhh!!  Yeeeaahhhhh! So there it is.  The full extent of my spring break shenanigans:  two minutes on the blog all hopped up on a heavily-sugared cup of coffee.  Sorry I’m so, just, all disheveled and shit, I just, if I’d known you were coming by, I might have bathed today (she attempts to [...]

Note To Self

Dear Doofus, If you continue to drop your right hand like that when you throw your jab, you will continue to eat left hooks.  You look like you enjoy eating a lot, but we’re just sayin’.  Maybe you could keep that right up there and remember to slip and roll and put some punches together [...]