Whooooaaa, Here She Comes! She’s An ASS-EATAH!

And by she I mean spring semester.  I don’t know why she’s a she, she just is.  I don’t ask why, I just try not to tense up as she sinks her long pointy teeth in my left cheek and twirls me around, my legs flying in circles like a speeding ferris wheel. But it’s [...]

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