Take it to Goodwill, muthafuckah!
I am comin’ to you live from the backside of Day Two. Making progress, sold a few things on craigslist today, took a car load to Goodwill, and tossed a bunch of crap in the garbage, such as:
1. Cotton halter-type bras in such an advanced state of disintegration that you could probably blow on them and they’d float off like dandelion spores. What? They were only seven years old. Shut up.
2. Socks which were hand-me-downs from an ex-boyfriend (!) in the first place, and which I then proceeded to wear well past the appearance of the first toe-hole. I even developed a system for socks with toe-holes: wear the sock so the hole is on the outer toes, then wedge underneath and between pinkie and fourth toe. Might I add that these socks also never fit me properly – the heel part was always flapping up around my ankle (reminiscent of the manner in which darts on dresses built for large busted women flap around my busticle area).
3. Black fishnet bodysuit. Don’t ask.
All in all, the day has turned out well. We reduced the number of boxes we’ll have to move by about half, which feels really good. Lose weight, feel great!
And tomorrow, I am on to THE BOOKS.
Yikes!
More Bloody Mary mix, stat!
(glug) Ha! (glug, glug) Take that, Penguin Classics! (glug) Is it hot in here?
Filed under: Another Roadside Attraction, Backstage Pass | Tagged: Day Two, drinking progress, what now?
