My Foot Up Your Ass Is Not Appeasement

Listen up, all you big-mouthed fuckhumps:  please stop peppering your sputtering speech with the word “appeasement” when you have no fuckworthy idea what that word actually means.  Otherwise, I will send Chris Matthews to verbally yank your gooberpooping lips off your face by exposing your utter lack of understanding.
Thank you.

Would You Like To Try That Again, Mike?

Just heard this on MSNBC (addicted! can’t! stop! watching! yaaaaaggghh!):  Mike Huckabee speaking to the NRA in Louisville, making a joke about an offstage noise being Barack Obama dodging a gunman.
Here is the quote as reported by CNN:
“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak,” said the former [...]

Dear Wimmins

I know you’re pissed off about the “sweetie” situation.  I understand.  I am myself a person who has to constantly ask people to call me by my name: complete strangers, most of whom are probably ten years younger than me to boot, seem to feel free to call me “sweetie” or “honey.”  I know it [...]