You Should Be Daaayaancin’

YEAH!!!  

Hm.  Somehow, the printed word does not do justice to that high harmony disco ‘yeah,’ but whatevs - how about a little thing like TWO PERCENTAGE POINTS, BABY!  Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh!  Unh!  Uhn, uhn, unh-UNH!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank god for you, Indiana!  I am proud.  I know it was difficult, what with her waving Evan Bayh around like a pair of Carmen Electra’s drawers, but you held the line and even exceeded my expectations.  Of course I was rooting for the total overthrow, but you worked that bell, babies, and I thank you.

And what about some love for NC?  Come on, now - give it up, yo, give it up, yo, give it up, yo - HOLLA BACK, NC!!!  Nicely done.  Served that muhfucker up on the instant, yo.  Polls closed and BA-YAM!! Obama-Rama!!  

And I sincerely hope y’all have seen this previously, but if not, here is a super special treat for ya: