Because I Am Twelve

I will tell you that as I was signing in just now, I accidentally typed “manho” in stead of “mango” and it made me snort water out my nose.
Manho!  Heeheeheeeee!

Worship The ‘Tato Salad

I’m crawling on my hands and knees, just oozing across the floor to the computer to tell you that I just ate some potato salad that was so good, it curled my hair and rehabilitated my shitty attitude.  At least temporarily.  This particular ‘tato salad came from Whole Foods, and we all know what that [...]

My Foot Up Your Ass Is Not Appeasement

Listen up, all you big-mouthed fuckhumps:  please stop peppering your sputtering speech with the word “appeasement” when you have no fuckworthy idea what that word actually means.  Otherwise, I will send Chris Matthews to verbally yank your gooberpooping lips off your face by exposing your utter lack of understanding.
Thank you.

Would You Like To Try That Again, Mike?

Just heard this on MSNBC (addicted! can’t! stop! watching! yaaaaaggghh!):  Mike Huckabee speaking to the NRA in Louisville, making a joke about an offstage noise being Barack Obama dodging a gunman.
Here is the quote as reported by CNN:
“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak,” said the former [...]

Dear Wimmins

I know you’re pissed off about the “sweetie” situation.  I understand.  I am myself a person who has to constantly ask people to call me by my name: complete strangers, most of whom are probably ten years younger than me to boot, seem to feel free to call me “sweetie” or “honey.”  I know it [...]

Tell Me Why

Why is ER still on t.v.?  Why?  How many more times can the ER get held up by a mad gunman with a medical emergency?  How many more times can they do the fuck-shuffle with their cast of characters?  Why does it continue?  Are YOU watching it?

Filler Up

Yeah, it’s filler day.  I got nothin.’  I’m going through one of my periodic cognitive shut-downs.  MYH keeps asking what I’m thinking about, and the sad truth is:  nothin.’   Or to be more accurate, the usual mish-mash.
I’m concerned about the situation in Myanmar, and now China.  I wonder for the nine millionth time why [...]

Stick That In Your Sinkhole

How about that ravenous sinkhole in Texas?  Eating all that oil-drilling equipment, my, my.
Any words, Rev. Hagee?  God’s judgement on Texas for what hidden sin?  

You Should Be Daaayaancin’

YEAH!!!  
Hm.  Somehow, the printed word does not do justice to that high harmony disco ‘yeah,’ but whatevs - how about a little thing like TWO PERCENTAGE POINTS, BABY!  Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh!  Unh!  Uhn, uhn, unh-UNH!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank god for you, Indiana!  I am proud.  I know it was difficult, what with her waving Evan [...]

Fer Cry Eye

1.  I’m addicted to MSNBC coverage of the nomination race.  They just say the same things over and over and blabbedy-blab, but I can’t…stop…watching….aaaaagghhh…..
2.  Just turned on the oven, which was supposedly fixed, and it is still smoking.  Not as much as before, but definitely smoke.  Fuuuuuuccccckkkkk.  So, what - do I just bake my [...]