Apparently, Facebook’s 23-year-old CEO Mark Zuckerberg has apologized for being an “arrogant, overweening, loud-mouthed little shit” (quotes are mine, just wanted to lend a sense of authenticity to my bullcrap posting), and has acknowledged that he doesn’t know everything in the whole wide world. Good boy. Drop and give me fifty and then we’ll just forget the whole thing, okay?
Eh. I am so BEIGE today. Just bland, bland, bland, like the all-you-can-eat buffet at North’s Chuckwagon. No salt. What happened to Grammy’s salt? What am I, if not salty? If I’m not salty, then who will be? If not me, then who???? If not now, when???
Man, I need to trim my toenails. I hope there are no witches trolling through our dumpster who would use the clippings to cast a spell on me. Shut up, I’m not weird. You’re weird.
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