If You Leave It Open Like That, Birds Will Nest There

Seriously, Jeremiah.  We all need you to shut it.  
I’m really, I’m just kind of aghast in a way that makes me think a fit of baby-maker kicking is in order, and you, my friend, just jumped to first in line (and then Wally, and then Stern).  I was willing to cut you slack for [...]

Meat Hangover

A friend sent me a gift card to a swanky restaurant known for steak, so in honor of MYH’s being borned, we went and ate us some big ol’ meaty meat last night:  sea scallops wrapped in bacon with mango chutney, cabernet, Caesar salad, then I had the Filet Oskar and MYH had the full [...]

Happy Natal Anniversary, MYH!

Today is MYH’s birthday, so of course, I sent him to the store to get our breakfast makings.  God, I would suck at being a ’50s wife.  Always so unprepared in the homemaking department.  
And since we are not going to be in this place much longer, I have not really unpacked much except the [...]

Confession

I did it.  I did it with my little bow and arrow.  I take full responsibility for my actions, and hope that you will not think less of me.
Iwenttothebookstoreandboughttwobooks.  Not one, but TWO.  Aigoooah.  To be perfectly accurate, one was a play, but anyway it amounts to the same thing.  
Sigh.

Somebody Make It Stop

I don’t know why I continue to watch this crap come down the poopshoot.  I really don’t.  It’s not good for my blood pressure, I know that.  
The latest, as you know, is that she is going around saying that she leads in the popular vote.  Setting aside for the moment that she was happy [...]

Good For The Goose

Why do we never hear of polygamist sects in which the women have multiple husbands?  I hear a lot from plural marriage proponents about how beneficial and wonderful it all is, and how the women are not downtrodden and are treated equally and so on.  So why no multiple husbands?  
And I’m not just asking [...]

I Said I Would, PA

Don’t look at me like that, Pennsylvania.  You brought this on yourself.  Siddown.  And take out those earplugs.

Let that teach you a lesson.  Stop crying and go to your room.
 

I Have A Crush On Keith Olbermann

But that’s not what I brought you here to tell you.  What I brought you here to tell you is this:  I am flummoxed.
I have been very vocal about the damage being done to the Democratic party by this never-ending bitch slap contest of a nominating season, and it currently looks like Pennsylvania has just [...]

Again, With The Funny

Someone used the search term “justice for hedgehogs” and stumbled on my blog.  HAHAHAHAHAH! Ohmygah, ow, ow, ow, the laughing, it hurts, ow.
To you, intrepid seeker of justice for hedgehogs:  please disregard my cackly laughter, and continue your righteous campaign.  My cackling is not meant to disparage, I’m just easily amused.

Dear Pennsylvania

Don’t make me come after you with duct tape and a Milli Vanilli video.  You know you don’t want that.  Do the right thing and end this madness.  The world will thank you.