See You Friday

I speak to you from the deep dark asscrack of dawn:  flying early sucks a big hump.
That is all. 

Come See Grammy’s Head Explode

I know it was Easter yesterday, and I didn’t even take the time to hurl potshots at the Resurrection.  What has become of me.  Well….
 1.  Moving.  As mentioned before.  And because of the way the pooper dropped the poop, we have exactly ONE day in which to be out of our place and into our [...]

Bang A Gong With The Sound Of…

Maybe it’s because MYH and I recently watched Ang Lee’s Lust/Caution, in which there is some serious, down-home fucking, BUT.  
The Sound of Music was on t.v. last night while I was packing.  Fun to watch in that delicious-horror way.  Like when Maria sings about how marriage and finding a man is the greatest adventure for [...]

I’m Back!

And you didn’t even know I was gone, did you?  Thought I just got lazy, did you? Thought, “Oh, there goes Grammy with her capricious, sometime-bloggy nature,” didn’t you? 
Yes.  I know.  It’s fine.  We’re all friends, here, right?  Be honest.  
Notice how artfully I avoid telling you where I’ve been.  MWAH-HA.  Grammy may have news [...]

Necessity Compels Me

I am going to the mall, loved ones.  Do you understand what I am telling you?  The mall.  The Southern California MALL.  
God help me. 

Where Are They?

Where, oh where are MYH and the In-Laws?  Where, oh where could they be?  
I have fulfilled my end of The Plan.  I have called the cell phone of my beloved.  Alas, he does not answer, which makes me wonder…..where the hell are they?  

Go Visit Your Auntie and A Question For You

Despite my current bloggy-malaise (i.e., having shit for brains and hence nothing to post), I can still read, yo.  And I was over at Aunt B.’s place, and they’re having a great discussion about the Obama/Hillary tussle - there’s been so much about the way the shit has fallen that has really bugged me, but other [...]

Things I Should Know Better Than: #1

#1:  Eating a huge tub of pasta salad less than an hour before boxing class.  Ugh.   
It is possible that I have blog-xhaustion.  I’m just staring at the screen, doing my allergy-caused mouth-breathing, waiting for the perfect post to waft into my tiny little mind and shoot out my fingers onto the keyboard which waits [...]

Wait…what?

Was I really just at dinner with my in-laws from Wisconsin talking about MY BANGS???
I blame it on the bossanova (or margaritas, as they call it here in SD).
Okay.  Let it go.  Move on with my life.  I just have to forget there was a time when I….wanted things for myself, when I believed that [...]

Hooray! Have A Bologna Sandwich. (Not you, Southern California.)

Wahoo!  New commenters!  Welcome!  So nice of you to stop by and leave a little yoo-hoo for the folks.  
My hatred of SoCal continues to burgeon (Is that a verb?  Well, IT IS NOW.) unabated.  MYH and I swapped cars today so I could take his car in to get the tires aligned, and pah-fwap! [...]